Iguana Radioactive Pepper Sauce, Atomic, Explosively Hot

We took Iggy on a road trip out West in an old Caddie convertible. As we were passing the Alamogordo Testing Grounds, Iggy got antsy and bailed - disappearing into the restricted area, oblivious to the ominous warning sign (he's kinda' impulsive). Within minutes Iggy's back with an entourage of serious-looking dudes wearing dark shades, in hot pursuit. He leaps into the Caddie and we gun it. Damn we're fast! Consequently, we now have a highly-classified, top-secret pepper and Iggy glows a little at night. It's a meltdown in your mouth. This top-secret, firestorm blend is damn-near as hot as we can make it naturally, without added pepper extracts. We use no artificial colors or flavors. Super naturally hot. Any separation is natural. Product of tropical Costa Rica.